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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 08:42

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Loons and Moons

share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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So, the docs changed it to read

Freaks and Cheeks

Then came..

What type of fish is best for fish tacos?

Unacceptable again!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

When have you been in an accident where the other person involved blatantly lied to the police about what transpired?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Next, they tried...

Still no good

Why can't we send flat Earthers to space and show them the shape of Earth?

Hysterias & Posteriors

So they tried

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Nuts and Butts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why do most Indian women cuckold or cheat on their husbands?

Just Forget it!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why would you think you're fit to be a model?

Still no good.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why do wives cheat with black guys?

Everyone loved it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No go.

How were cows used in ancient India?

They put up a sign reading

Thumbs down again.

No, not a chance

Why are people with borderline personality disorder so capable of ripping someone apart with their words?

Catatonics & High Colonics

No way

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

How do I convince my husband that a threesome is okay?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Minds and Behinds

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